"Consider the fact that for 3.8 billion years…every one of your forebears on both sides has been attractive enough to find a mate, healthy enough to reproduce, and sufficiently blessed by fate and circumstances to live long enough to do so. Not one of your pertinent ancestors was squashed, devoured, drowned, starved, stuck fast, untimely wounded or otherwise deflected from its life’s quest of delivering a tiny charge of genetic material to the right partner at the right moment to perpetuate the only possible sequence of hereditary combinations that could result – eventually, astoundingly, and all too briefly – in you"
— Bill Bryson
YES I FOUND THE SOLUTION ON HOW SHERLOCK SURVIVED THE FALL GUISE!!11!
'Cause we scientists R C00L.
At New York Fashion Week
The juxtaposition really puts things in to perspective.
some girls are like “yeah i try to wear a different bra every week” but i will literally wear the same bra for 5 months if it’s comfortable enough
Never have truer words been spoken.
1930s TEEN DELINQUENTS.
They go hard.
THIS GIRL HAS TWERKED HER PAD OFF.
Thats actually enough internet for me today. omg.
I lost a biscuit in my cup of tea and tried to get it out with another biscuit and now my cup is full of biscuits.